Dwight Yoakam’s Chicken Lickin’s Buffalo Style Bites

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“Just Heat ‘Em and Eat ‘Em”

Oh it hurts, I don’t like it. My stomach is hurting and it’s only been a minute. Like a chicken nugget with cayenne, bad cayenne. Bad nugget. Oh, I don’t like this.
Meathead brought this package of love from the local drug store for to have lunch with. He shared a piece with me. Such a pal, eh? There was another delicious delight, but I let him have his food in peace.

For 1 dollar you get 2.95 ounces of ‘bites” in the shape of a boot. There’s 5 pieces in there at a calorie count of 230. 22% of my daily fat and 31% of the sodium intake.
Meathead says, “Oh that was awful.” And I agree, that wasn’t very good and I don’t like it.
Biggles

18 thoughts on “Dwight Yoakam’s Chicken Lickin’s Buffalo Style Bites”

  2. Dude,
    What the H%LL were you think’n!!?
    Have you ever seen Dwight Yoakam as an actor!!!?
    You need to do a little backround research before putting your mouth around something that has another celebrities named attached to it!!
    Just one more thing ~ thank you for NOT inviting me over to do a taste test on this product!!
    Big D

  4. What was he thinking? Well, first he needs to put credit where credit is due. It’s the least he can do for a buck’s worth of content.
    And I don’t have a problem with it being called “blame”. Rhyme’s with fame and that’s good enough fer ol’ Meatyhead.

  5. What the fuck? Well, I do applaud the sense of adventure and dedication to trying all sorts of meat items, this one is sooooo wrong in such a baaaaad way even before eating it……I wince at the thought. Was it even cold before purchasing? Did it need to be heated? Is there any chance that inebriation is a requirement for enjoying it?
    My head hurts, this is so wrong. Whatever you do, don’t compost it anywhere near the cirtus in the yard. It will be the end of them for sure. Label it hazardous waste and bring it back to Walgreens.

  6. Oh that, yeah well I’m still getting used to writing these “post” things.
    I’ve added the part where Meathead was kind enough to spy this package of love and share it with me for lunch today!
    Whahoo !!!

  8. “you taught me how to hurt real bad and cry myself to sleep”, yeah them’s some good lyrics from Dwight. Now they’re a gastronomic reference as well

  10. Dwight Yoakam’s Chicken Lickin’s

    Come on. You know you’ve always wanted to try Dwight Yoakam’s Chicken Lickin’s Buffalo Style Bites. Thankfully, Biggles over at Meathenge sacrificed himself to the bites, so nobody else has to. Do the Buffalo Style Bites belong to Chicken Lickin,…

  13. Looks like something you use to throw really far and it comes right back to you, smacking you right in the left temple and rendering you unconscious.

  14. Thank you for bringing news of Dwight Yoakum and his one dollar celebrity meat to your people. I am actually going to have to go out and try some now just for fun. When I think of Dwight Yoakum, the only food *I* think of is the dirt sandwich Sharon Stone said kissing him was just like eating. And the guy is thin and doesn’t look like he eats, and from his website it doesn’t look like he spells, either! Speaking as a woman who likes cute men and cooking, the only thing this guy should be selling is sex. Did you read the recipes? Whoa.

  16. AHHAHAHAHAH, man. I can’t imagine anyone endorsing this discusting stuff. Poor guy, could very well be that he doesn’t know. Mebbe Meathenge should write to him.
    Biggles

  17. These wings are nothing but the flamery. The best buffalo bites I’ve ever had. I’M IN HEAVEN!!! If Dwight has done one thing right in his life, its BUFFALO BITES!!!

  18. i think dwight’s products are great, it’s not a bad product for only a buck. He has a new line of mini burgers and chicken sandwiches coming out that are great, it blows white castle away.